You're like an adorable talking chipmunk
I feel like watching “Closing Time” just to see stormy.

No, Jackie. No, no. Not you. Don’t touch anything, just… stand back.

Ellen: People were already lining up for tickets for the new Twilight movie “Breaking Dawn”. I think I know why. I’m not sure if y’all know this, but I am in the movie and I guess it’s leaked out and that’s why people are lining up. I’ll show you a little sneak peak.

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